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Friday, July 23, 2010

Dear 4:53 AM,

I am writing you this letter to break up with you. I no longer want to see you. I have started a new relationship with 6:00 AM and would like to keep that relationship strong. If I continually spend time with you, I am sure 6:00 AM will get a little jealous. We had some good years together but the time to break up is now. If the time comes that I feel I need you again, I will contact you. Please don't call, text, or contact me; I will contact you.
Sincerely,
Me

7 comments:

Paul and Aliisa said...

Why are you waking up so early? Is it you or Edward? I remember when I was pregnant I would wake up everyday like at 4 or 4:30am so I passed time by watching people having babies on Discover Health and finally fall back asleep at 6am

Andrea Landaker said...

Oh no! Man, that 4:53 is such a stalker. I think a restraining order is in order . . .

MamaJuneBugJones said...

You are too funny! Hope 6:00 stays good for you or even better 7:00! :)

Sabs said...

haha! there's really nothing to do that early eh? only infomercials are on:)

Heidi said...

ROTFL!!!!!!!!

Lindsey and Brett said...

You are too funny, cousin. I hope that you get to sleep longer.

Harrison - Party of Four! said...

You have that problem when your pregnant too?